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(Kefka is sitting at the table munching on Munster cheese, sliced turkey and drinking Orange Juice, well he listens to Clyde talk on about the last job he had and how the moogles tried to attack him.  Reeve is talking to Mustadio who wondered in off of the Things That Final Fantasy Characters Would Never Say page.  And Tonberry is starting a new pot of coffee.

Shadow: *Notices the bored person who is about to go to the Pictures page for lack of entertainment here*: Hey guys I thinks we gotta start on a new ramble now...

Kefka: Why don't you do something Reeve?

Reeve: *Still talking to the other engineer* Hold on!

Shadow: ...err... can't you guys talk some other time, we got a ramble to do now!

Reeve:  Fine, what do you want me to do?

Tonberry: Did you get the Horoscopes done yet?

Reeve: There over there on the Lab top, just read em off.

Tonberry: *Climbs onto the chair and starts to read this weeks horoscopes*

Aries (March 21 - April 19): The moon is indeed rising in your sign, but no one can figure out what to do with it at the moment. So just enjoy the pretty moon for a while.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Don't try to argue with fate unless you bring a block of cheese with.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21): You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar...

Cancer (June 23 - July 22): Your gonna die.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22): Those closest to you will continue to try and edge away as politely and quietly as possible.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): Just remember - You can't argue with a good blow job.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct.23): Two words for you - Discount Bankruptcy

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): ...I'd like to tell you something bad but... it looks like the stars and moon are with you this month... god damn it!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Don't worry a crazy person doesn't really lose there mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Your lucky # is 63

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Stay away from City's that are ancient, men in dark blue, and anyone that has a really big sword and long silver hair...

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20): Your excitement over the new arrival in your life is shattered when it is born with antlers.

Reeve: -_-" Tonberry, what the hell are you reading from?

Tonberry: I never said I could read... I just made that up.

Kefka: Just forget it, I don't think it matters anyway...

Shadow: What now?

Kefka: Hey why don't we have Tactics boy over here help us out?

Mustadio: ...with what?

Kefka: Who about you read off the new TTFFCWNS stuff?

Mustadio: Um... well I think I'm going to put it up over there first.

Shadow: No fun...

Kefka: Well... I guess that's all for now.

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Kefka: You know what we haven't had in quite a while? A really big fire in a crowded nightclub. What's going on?

Reeve: Where the hell did that come from?

Kefka: I don't know I just felt like saying it...

Shadow: I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people.

Kefka: Me to.

Reeve: -_-" I think I'd be better off going back to Shin-Ra...

Kefka: Isn't it nice that once your parents are dead they can't come back and start fucking with you again?

Shadow: True, true...

Reeve: Ok that's it everyone just shut up!

Shadow: What's wrong?

Reeve: ...errr... this isn't suppost to be a sick page it's a fun page...

Kefka: God Reevy calm down.

Reeve: Don't call me that. >_>

Kefka: What?

Shadow: Before Reeve goes on a killing spree here's the next ramble that we should have side right after 2-

Girls' English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

Do what u want = You'll pay for this later!

We need to talk = I need to bitch.

Sure... Go ahead = I don't want you too.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!

How much do you love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me for.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired - I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage.

 You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

 What's wrong?  = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

 What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

 I love you = Let's have sex right now.

 I love you too = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!

 Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

 Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.

3 - New Ideas

Shadow: We need something new on here.

Reeve: Your right, we haven't updated in a while.

Kefka: I got it, how about some jokes...

*Short pause*

Shadow & Reeve: No.

Kefka:  Oh come on.

Reeve: We know all your jokes Kefka, there sick and nasty.  Plus we don't need the site shut down because off you.

Kefka:  Not all my jokes are sick.

Shadow: Ok tell us one that isn't about death then.

Kefka: Gladly... *thinks about it for a long time*  Ok I got one.  A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.  The psychiatrist says, "Well... I can clearly see your nuts."

Shadow: -_-"

Kefka:  Wantta hear another?

Reeve:  That's ok.

Kefka: Shut up cat boy, if I wantta tell another I'll tell another!

Reeve: *blink* Fine what other 'non-sick' jokes do you know?

Kefka:  What's Red, bubbling and clawing at the window?

Shadow: What?

Kefka:  The baby in the microwave.

Reeve: >_-  What the hell is wrong with you!?

Kefka:  Wantta hear another?

Shadow:  NO!  *pulls out sword*

Kefka: ok...