Mog - I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

Biggs, Wedge, or Cid (all games) - Repeat after me... We are all individuals.

Shadow - Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail your friends.

Yuffie - I can sometimes resist temptation, but never mischief.

Kefka - I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!

Cloud - I've heard it all. I've seen it all. I've done it all. I'm just not sure if I remember it all.

Squall - My girlfriend left cuz she said I never listen to her... at least that's what I think she said.

Cid Highwind - Remember, if you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast.

Palom - I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Irvine - Will work for food. Will beg for sex.

Reeve - I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

Reno - Being a bachelor is great; you get home cooked meals, along with a choice of cook.

Kain - At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

Locke - All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Squall - If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

Palom - I believe in getting in hot water, it keeps you clean.

Tseng - I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.

Reno - Orgasm Donor.

Rufus - I came, I saw, I tried, I failed, I cheated, I killed, I tried again, I won!

Irvine - It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.

Irvine - I'm the delinquent that's having sex with your honor student.

Ramza - Lord save me from your followers.

Hojo - I'd explain it to you, but your head would explode.

Tseng - Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Rufus to Scarlet - If things get any worse... I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

Zell - Follow your dreams... except for the one where you show up at school naked.

Gau - I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck!

Relm - I put the "fun" in dysfunctional

Setzer - Always try to be modest and be DAMN proud of it!

Edgar - I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Delita - And now reality continues to ruin my life...

Shadow - Assassins do it from behind. ^_^

Rude - The less hair I have the more head I get. ^_^

Yuffie - Whisper my favorite words "I'll buy it for you."

Locke - I thought I wanted a
career...turns out I just wanted the pay checks.

Reno - Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

Cid (any of them) - I have plenty of talent and wisdom I just don't give a damn.

Edgar - You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

Rufus - Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be out.

Shera to Cid (FF7) - If God intended man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

Hojo - There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I erased that line.

Cloud - I've had it with reality, now I want a Fairy God Mother.

Reeve/Cait Sith - I can be immature if want to, because I'm mature enough to make my own decisions.

Kefka - If the world was perfect there would be no good guys.

Eiko - I want patience, and I want it NOW!!!

Cait Sith trying to control Reeve - Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. >*..*<

Biggs or Wedge - I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all ok now.

Amarant trying to say words of wisdom -
A day with out sun shine is like... ya know... night.

Shadow - If your not part of the solution, be part of the problem.

Irvine - One of us is thinking about sex... OK its me. ^_^

Cloud - Your just jealous cause the voices talk to me.

Rijin to Fujin - You look like shit is that in style now?

Yuffie - Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

Anyone to Quistis - Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Kefka - Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

Tsang - Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 2

Laguna to Squall - Just stop a minute, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Vincent - If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Kefka - I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

Quistis - I souport publik edekasion.

Edgar - They kicked me out of Cub Scouts 'cause I ate a brownie. ^_^

Kefka, Sephroth, Kuja - We are the people are parents warned us about.

Cid (FF7) - UNFNBLVBLE

Kuja - I just want revenge... is that so wrong?

Palmer - You know you lead a sad life when the girls that get around never get around to you. *Looks over the table to Scarlet*

Hojo - According to my calculations... the problem doesn't exist.

Shadow - Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Cid to Yuffie (when he has to be the leader) - And you cry-baby, whiny assed opinion would be?

Rufus - I don't make mistakes. One time I thought I did, but I was wrong.

Sephiroth - I hate everyone... and your next.

Kefka - It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Tseng - Ahhh....I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.

Yuffie or Locke actually pay for what they want.

Rufus to one of the Shin-Ra executives most likely Reeve or Palmer - You are the weakest link......-goodbye-!